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Man, is it hard to get wood or what?

I respect the promise and still fail at the same time

That lion is helping more than you

I want to build a castle but not only build it but also finish it you know?

Do you see my wood economy? well I not!

Yeah yeah, let's kill your guy so you look even better

I always ask myself how can I die for my team

they cannot steal the shorefish

why would I make scouts when knights are stronger?

Oh man u have more army, more villagers and still managed to lose

I have more economy this game that all you guys together, the whole team

At least i'm the best of the worst

This is bad now I have to micro

Age of empires is much higher quality than those new shiny things

are my units also invisible? No they are alive

Make man at arms faster or slower!

The hole was a lie, man.

Stupid ass game!

One day I will make another Donjon and that one will be amazing!

Im gonna yoink you all day man!

Just get that castle down and i'm happy panda

I promise you I'm good at this game!

normally you would need skirms in this mix, but I'm not normal

Now he thinks I got ballistics, but that was all micro

I win the fight I lose the game

Who am I if I dont boom with 5 tc?

I dont want to boom with only 4 TCs

They have a little bit of everything and a little bit of shit

You cannot win if you don't believe!

I get excited by stupid things and then I lose focus

I'm getting trolled by my own economy

Stop running away! Just die!

We shoot to miss!

the good thing is, nothing else can go wrong this game

I want pretty things too

I imagine the castle will be there. If I imagine it, it will happen

I micro like a beast when I see nothing

Everything is a fail

Deathmatch is not for old people

Score could be lying. I don't think it is, but it could be

at least im losing with style! no one can deny that

I want to take this fight! I don't care if I lose

that's not being dumb, that's being an idiot

I prefer to lose than be toyed with

Do I ever make mistake?

villagers can be replaced, markets not

The only decision I need to make is who to sacrifice

That's my way of the winning. Sacrifice people

clowns are scared of archers, we know that

where should I send my beautiful army of nothing?

I was playing like a butterfly, all over the place

Walling him in with castles is basically my plan here

double walled for double the pleasure

Not everything is good from behind

There's no limit to my micro

I have two options... Either to go for the water play, or basically eagles... I dont think plumes would do anything. But you know what guys? I'll go for plumes. Why? I like them

Being stupid is the new smart

Man! he is surviving left and right

The plan did not working according to the plan

ok maybe I need units and stuff like that

Let's dance the Tango with the mango!

I'm hearing dying sounds... And I think those are my villagers

Is there anything with more than 0hp there?

I'm not dancer, I'm player

If market did not exist I would be 1k5

Should I go halbs or not halbs

I signed up for easy money but is not going that way...

I went there for a villager war and they didn't show up

I also don't know what I'm doing, i'm excited to see it as well

It's all about perspective. It depends on what side of the wall you are

Anybody else wants to go fast imp with us?

I am scared and confused at the same time

I lost so many units, that’s what happens when his units counter mine

I'm capable of being smart sometimes

if you cannot beat them with army, you boom!

Let me click up and then we fight again

I'm starting to believe that full cavalry is not the right play against full camels

if I could micro like a boar I would be unstoppable

The villagers keep screaming in my economy

There is always a bigger hill

report me to twitch? For being awesome? Go ahead

I got quickwalled by the freaking boar

Why I'm so amazing? I have hair

if I picked Chinese, I would have more villagers than I have right now

Vikings are fricking Vikings

I live for stupid fights

I think any map is my home map

let's do the one thing I know to do

I realized something about myself, I feel better when I’m winning

even with all those clicking I cannot get over 300, screw that back to the chill mode

Relic goes YOINK

Believe in your demo!

Age of Empires units do not absorb man. We have simple maths! Knight got ten attack, you have two armor, knight is doing eight damage. Don't give me that, like, 25 percent for the critical attack, it got the armor type of the heavy armor, the shield armor, the fuck armor, absorbing using the magic charging techs. That's not us man.

I will pass!

my quick wall is quick fail

Build faster you little fuckers.

Everything is invisible to me

I will bench you so hard that you will never stand up.

I don't need to micro. I have hill

I don't need people to die man!

He challenged me in Vodka war. He will fail.

Forest Nothing is like freaking game of thrones man!

They are hand, and they are cannons

Nothing type of maps are quite fun

ok, ok, lets patrol this army and never look at them again...

i send 1k wood. i'm a good teammate

They are standing, but they are coming.

what happened man we once had beautiful army and now it's gone

every girl wants to go where daut go

you're going down little man!

Usually when i travel i tend to come back with much less bags

I deserve to be trolled

They place me above you. So they place me correct

if only AoC was turn based like chess

I know shisha is bad for health, but i dont plan to live forever.

shit goes wrong when i'm not there

Who can hate me?

my luring skills are good, i should be fine

Samurai counter Cav Archers that makes no sense man!

Time goes faster when u sleep all day

BAM! ... BAAAM!! ... come on i said BAM! there u go

i will still find a way to lose this villager

never be nice man never be nice.

every gold in the map is my gold

The wolf is outmicroing me

Attack ground should be removed from this game

I don't like to micro to be honest

This hill I like... I take!

get converted fucker!

i always try hard

you have a problem, just make a gate.

time to reboom

When your main army is 5 spearmen, you know you are fucked

NOOOO don't resign yet! i want to kill u!

I miss the old me... I was a cool guy

i'm hard to catch

Redemption is the counter to Redemption! New meta confirmed!

why do I make castle? it's hard to resist not to make castle!

When someone holds your hand, you hold it back

i will outlast everybody

Dance is cheating

everybody who knows me in person is a lucky person

Forest nothing is actually so tense at the beginning

There is no such thing as too many monks

Best way to fix this is shit tons of TCs

what? I am top score?

This game is full of Daut castles

Noooo! no my relics! relics give me a hope for a better tomorrow

double nothing is nothing man, easy maths!

When eagles kick in the problems begin

come on spearmen, what are you doing? are you drunk or something?

Farms is the imperial age unit to make

They don't know how to play so they won

Is not trolling if it works

Deleting your TC in team game is disrespectful to your allies. You only do that in meaningless 1v1 tournaments

I have powers everywhere i go

when somebody ask me to micro for them you know shit is really bad

We can't lose while we're winning

Camels are smarter than knights

You can't raid me, I don't have anything

I lost all my economy to lions

When you believe hard enough your tower may hit something

his walls got walls man

I'm gonna treb his ass to the freaking dark age

I win to the deer but i lost to the boar

I spent all day microing farms man

if you have your own private island and cant find your sheep, then something is wrong with you.

Delete yourself

Probably boars are hosting their own talk show to make fun of us

Villager production? I don't need that

How did I end up being this good? I don't know. Nobody does.

you get housed when you don't make houses

My knights are killing me but i'm happy

Luring deers is for people that care.

he cannot work when he is dead, that's how this game works

I have the hill i have all the shit i need

I'm hot, funny and rich

the best plan is always an easy win

it was two militia now it’s three? They are multiplying

my economy is four farmers

I'm your hero? You have low standards man

you should always trust robo

Bodkin arrow is good when all your army is towers

I have 7 villagers and I don't even know where they are

I believe in my micro

this little bridge will be full of blood

just because they cannot make cool elephants they are converting mine

PLan? ok i guess i go afk for the first 5min to make the game even

can I quick wall? I fight with villagers I don’t need quickwall

I wish I could shift click my kids to get them to do what I tell them to do

not impossible but not possible either

I feel like the balance team are a bunch of trolls

now I have to scout for 1 cow? I'm not doing that. they can give me that 1 cow next patch!

You live, you learn... you wall..

the problem with skirms is you need a lot of them to be efficient, and they're still not efficient

he stole my boar I steal his units

on socotra there are no nice guys

I did micro enough for today

Once you start failing it never stops

houses are for people to live, not for being part of a wall

People is always rushing man, rushing here, rushing there... Why we can't just chill

the plan is to die, and the game is going according to plan right now

What's a game without a DauT castle?

Every wall needs a hole

Usually when the plan starts with "I hope" the plan is hopeless

Civ win is still a win!

He tried to outsmart me, but I'm not smart at all!

Oh I won, you are all dead

If i send 1 vill forward i lose 2

Yes yes, i made my mistakes and i'm proud of them

I micro with the brain

boost me, man!